I feel bad. Everyone is at home learning medieval Chinese (zhonggu), cooking spherical foams (HgCl2), receiving military aviation training over…

They say you have to train your brain. I did a sudoku today and had to call 911 with a…

To start with I got up late, just for the pleasure of hitting the snooze button 74 times. It’s wonderful…

I’m so bored, I spent the morning going around the house breaking light bulbs with a hammer, just so I’d…

Instagrammers are a thing of the past. Influencers are dead. YouTubers are all but forgotten. Meeting someone on Tinder sounds…

After spending the whole night going over the plan, I finally leave the house at 9:01 a.m., wearing a long…

The more time I spend at home, the more bad things happen to me. We thought that having an untidy…

I’ve started to hatch an egg. I only have three more left in the carton. I spend six hours a…

My mouse isn’t eating. Maybe I should unplug it from the computer and take it for a walk. Looking out…

The room is nine paces long. The corridor, seven. The kitchen, five. My bedroom, four. The bathroom, two. There are…