Fortunately for all of us, we are not given birth to in the basements of Capitol Hill, with Nancy Pelosi…

I am afraid. I get up at six in the morning. I turn on the radio, and they’ve already ruined…

Every generation chooses the dramas it requires as an excuse to give others a hard time. Too many people wake…

It’s a hard life, that of the writer. There are already more books than readers. And unless you’re progressive enough…

My pulse is presently hitting a 7 on the Ritcher scale, and I can’t remember when it’s time for my…

I became a writer so as to not work much, write something brilliant every four years, and retire at 40….

I love Coca-Cola, at least when it mixes with my Pampero aged rum and rocks of ice the size of…

The United Nations is one of those organizations that set out to stop the apocalypse but only ever end up…

The recommendation of that grumpy genius Walter Burns in The Front Page still applies: “Marry an undertaker or an executioner….

They say that having faith is outdated. That nobody has seen God. And the ones who say it are the…