Good news for fans of good manners. The coronavirus has given you the perfect excuse to get rid of the…
I find the possible death of Kim Jong-un intriguing, but I’m more concerned about confirming the death of his hairdresser….
I looked in the mirror today. I look like the Lion King. I haven’t had this much hair on my…
I broke the tap. I’m not playing games with this virus. I was disinfecting it with the hammer and the…
You know you’re a little tense when you’re able to play a Safri Duo hit simply resting your index finger…
I feel bad. Everyone is at home learning medieval Chinese (zhonggu), cooking spherical foams (HgCl2), receiving military aviation training over…
They say you have to train your brain. I did a sudoku today and had to call 911 with a…
To start with I got up late, just for the pleasure of hitting the snooze button 74 times. It’s wonderful…
I’m so bored, I spent the morning going around the house breaking light bulbs with a hammer, just so I’d…
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