I broke the tap. I’m not playing games with this virus. I was disinfecting it with the hammer and the…
You know you’re a little tense when you’re able to play a Safri Duo hit simply resting your index finger…
I feel bad. Everyone is at home learning medieval Chinese (zhonggu), cooking spherical foams (HgCl2), receiving military aviation training over…
They say you have to train your brain. I did a sudoku today and had to call 911 with a…
To start with I got up late, just for the pleasure of hitting the snooze button 74 times. It’s wonderful…
I’m so bored, I spent the morning going around the house breaking light bulbs with a hammer, just so I’d…
Instagrammers are a thing of the past. Influencers are dead. YouTubers are all but forgotten. Meeting someone on Tinder sounds…
After spending the whole night going over the plan, I finally leave the house at 9:01 a.m., wearing a long…
The more time I spend at home, the more bad things happen to me. We thought that having an untidy…
I’ve started to hatch an egg. I only have three more left in the carton. I spend six hours a…
