This week I’ve been with Joel — my flamboyant translator — drinking in Madrid night after night, committing misdemeanors while…
Idiots are like rabbits. When you look around, they are nowhere to be seen. But suddenly, someone sneezes, and they…
As a columnist, my job is to get really angry at something and then sit back and rant a bit….
I don’t want to stick my nose where it doesn’t belong, but I’m not sure that the bicycle is the…
The most uncomfortable thing about being a conservative is that every few days someone asks you for a signature of…
I’m looking for a guy I may have left without offspring. It happened a few weeks ago. It was on…
It’s clear that the world is a dangerous place full of things that crush, cut, explode, poison, or bite. There…
Now that it’s getting warmer and everyone seems better-looking, some people seem to realize that they can share their privacy…
They say that the devil’s biggest achievement was to make people think he doesn’t exist. The same can be said…
I have always clashed head-on with the revolutionary Left because, unlike Che Guevara, I love hygiene. Whether in El Salvador,…
