You know you’re getting old when you go out one night and convince all your friends to walk to the…
I have a car. Millions of citizens do. I don’t use it to kill little old ladies, nor do I…
I’ve never been to Vietnam. But I reckon Madrid looked like Vietnam in the ’70s. Not because of the bombs…
This week I’ve been with Joel — my flamboyant translator — drinking in Madrid night after night, committing misdemeanors while…
Idiots are like rabbits. When you look around, they are nowhere to be seen. But suddenly, someone sneezes, and they…
As a columnist, my job is to get really angry at something and then sit back and rant a bit….
I don’t want to stick my nose where it doesn’t belong, but I’m not sure that the bicycle is the…
The most uncomfortable thing about being a conservative is that every few days someone asks you for a signature of…
I’m looking for a guy I may have left without offspring. It happened a few weeks ago. It was on…
It’s clear that the world is a dangerous place full of things that crush, cut, explode, poison, or bite. There…
