Hardly any journalists get scoops anymore because almost everybody already knows everything. A couple of afternoons ago, in the fruit…

I lost 35 pounds watching the presidential debate. I haven’t released so much adrenaline since the last time I jumped…

I love Word’s auto-correct feature. Every time I get a letter addressed to Txistu, Ixtu, or Two Diaz, I laugh…

Deep down, everyone wants to vote for an idiot just to have someone to insult on Twitter for a few…

In view of the proliferation of fools, some decades ago several Spanish columnists elaborated a catalogue in which they were…

I’m back in the big city. I have been floating in fluids since March — swimming pool, sea, or beer…

I’m writing this from a beach in northern Spain, sipping on a cold beer on the shore, with no Wifi…

Any entertainment to be had during the virtual Democratic convention was courtesy of Minesweeper. Following it online has its advantages….

I thought there was nothing harder than being a war reporter until I became a columnist: I have been reading…

You know there’s an election this summer because every time you greet a neighbor on the street saying, “It’s a…