I used to think that the only thing worse than being in the hands of an idiot was being in…
Hardly any journalists get scoops anymore because almost everybody already knows everything. A couple of afternoons ago, in the fruit…
I lost 35 pounds watching the presidential debate. I haven’t released so much adrenaline since the last time I jumped…
I love Word’s auto-correct feature. Every time I get a letter addressed to Txistu, Ixtu, or Two Diaz, I laugh…
Deep down, everyone wants to vote for an idiot just to have someone to insult on Twitter for a few…
In view of the proliferation of fools, some decades ago several Spanish columnists elaborated a catalogue in which they were…
I’m back in the big city. I have been floating in fluids since March — swimming pool, sea, or beer…
I’m writing this from a beach in northern Spain, sipping on a cold beer on the shore, with no Wifi…
Any entertainment to be had during the virtual Democratic convention was courtesy of Minesweeper. Following it online has its advantages….
I thought there was nothing harder than being a war reporter until I became a columnist: I have been reading…
