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Kamalarkey: Frightening That Someone That Empty Is a Heartbeat From the Presidency
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A year now has passed with America facing its greatest peril: that only one heartbeat away from the Oval Office lies the most empty of people, Kamala Harris.

So many of Joe Biden’s detractors speak of impeaching him or of hastening his day of reckoning with the 25thAmendment. But those horses must be held. If Biden ever is removed from office, America wakes up to a nightmare for which none seek to be labeled “Dreamers” — President Kamala.

She is of no substance. If Obama was an empty jacket, she is an empty pants suit. Although former California Democrat kingmaker Willie Brown might have one perception of how deep she is, the Kamala Harris whom all of America now knows has no depth at all. She does not have an original idea, is not capable of one, and also is incapable of making an intelligent executive decision when presented with other people’s original or insightful ideas. Her entire public persona is constructed from two memes that she repeats endlessly when challenged to think:

  1. “Yes, we need to have this conversation.”
  2. “Yes, you need to tell us Your Truth. We need to hear Your Truth.”

That is all she can offer, a vapid transparency devoid of substance, good perhaps for a one-night stand with Willie Brown but not to lead the free world. One can hear the scenarios play out:

Scenario One:

There is crisis as Vladimir Putin’s armies in Crimea invade and seize Eastern (or all of) Free Ukraine. An emergency session in the Pentagon’s briefing room hears from all chiefs of staff. This is serious now, no LGBTQIA+ rainbow flags in the room. What are we going to do? Send troops to the area and war with Putin’s army? Concede his conquest? Something in between? All the scenarios are laid out. All contingency battle plans are shown. And now the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Gen. Mark Milley, asks: “Madam, President, which way shall we proceed?”

President Kamala: I see. Thank you, Gen. Milley. This is very sensitive. We need to have this conversation.

Milley: With respect, Madam President, we just did.

Kamala: Oh, I see. Well, what is Your Truth? We need to hear Your Truth.

Milley: It is not exactly ‘My’ Truth, Madam President. Rather, I have presented to you the consensus recommendation of all the chiefs of staff.

Kamala: Oh, so it is Their Truth?

Milley: I guess. If that is how you would like to characterize our recommendation.

Kamala: I see. I would like to continue this conversation.

Scenario Two:

Iran announces it now has completed developing its nuclear program and now has a nuclear bomb capable of devastating America. It merely needs to fine-tune efforts afoot to develop an aerial missile capable of carrying such a payload across the ocean and pinpoint-hitting its chosen American targets. Back to the Situation Room. Back to Milley and the Generals.

Milley: Madam, President, which way shall we proceed?

President Kamala: Thank you, Gen. Milley. This is very sensitive. We need to have this conversation.

Milley: With respect, Madam President, we just did.

Kamala: Oh, I see. Well, what is Your Truth? We need to hear Your Truth.

Milley: It is not exactly ‘My’ Truth, Madam President. Rather, I have presented to you the consensus recommendation of all the chiefs of staff.

Kamala: Oh, so it is Their Truth?

Milley: I guess. If that is how you would like to characterize our recommendation.

Kamala: What is the Ayatollah’s Truth?

Milley: As ayatollah already, he says Iran will use its new full nuclear capability only for peaceful purposes.

Kamala: So that is His Truth?

Milley: Actually, we believe that is his lie, Madam President.

Kamala: I see. I would like to continue this conversation.

Scenario Three:

Inflation hits 12 percent. Illegal immigrants now have overrun the border, are tearing down the walls, several have shot American border residents in El Paso and San Diego. Meanwhile, 90 percent of Caucasian, Asian-descended, and even Hispanic parents have pulled their children out of public schools in blue states, enrolling them either in secular private schools, parochial schools, home-schooling them, or moving to red states to educate them, leaving those blue states’ public schools with curricula steeped in Critical Race Theory and advocating that children consider non-binary pronouns and sex-change surgeries that can be shielded from parental interference, with classroom populations that are more racially segregated, Blacks-only, than in the days of Plessy v. Ferguson. An emergency White House meeting with Secretary of Education Mazie Hirono, Secretary of Treasury Bernie Sanders, and Secretary of Green Energy Ocasio ensues.

Mazie: Madam President, which way shall we proceed as to the schools?

President Kamala: Thank you, Secretary Hirono. This is very sensitive. We need to have this conversation.

Hirono: With respect, Madam President, we just did.

Kamala: Oh, I see. Well, what is Your Truth? We need to hear Your Truth.

Hirono: My Truth is that we need to close down the private schools and parochial schools by Executive Order, ban home schooling, and compel all parents to enroll their children in public schools.

Kamala: And what is Their Truth?

Hirono: They babble nonsense about “freedom of religion,” “freedom of association,” “freedom of speech,” and other stuff these know-nothings say appear in something they call a First Amendment.

Kamala: Yes, the First Amendment. We teach about that in California now as part of the 1619 Project and Critical Race Theory. I believe it is something about Freedom to Own Slaves, Freedom to Sell Slaves, and Reparations for Descendants of Slaves. My family were slave owners, and let me tell you it is one big headache.

Hirono: Yes, Madam President.

Kamala: You see? It is good we are having this conversation.

Boinie: Uh, Madam President, if I can just jump in here now.

Kamala: Yes, Mr. Secretary.

Boinie: We now are at 12 percent inflation. Everything is costing people so much more than before. My wife and I just had to pay $4 million for our fifth house. None of the other four houses we own cost us more than $3 million. Everything costs more now that the proletariat are being manipulated by the bourgeoisie.

Kamala: Yes, we need to have this conversation.

Boinie: With respect, Madam President, we just did. And we also need to consider the role of the lumpen proletariat.

Kamala: Oh, I see. Well, what is Your Truth? We need to hear Your Truth, Mr. Secretary.

Boinie: My Truth is that the only way to beat inflation and to help the little people pay those costs is by tripling the amount of money we print.

Secretary of Green Energy, Ocasio: We cannot print more money until we develop a new way to make paper that does not victimize trees.

Kamala: If we triple the amount of paper money in circulation, some economists say that will spiral inflation to 20 percent. Whose Truth is that?

Boinie: George Soros doesn’t think so.

Kamala: Oh, so that is His Truth?

Boinie: Yes. And I have studied and re-read Karl Marx’s Das Kapital, and he does not think so either.

Kamala: I see. That is His Truth?

Boinie: Yes.

Kamala: And what is Your Truth?

Boinie: With respect, Madam President, we just had that conversation.

Kamala: Yes, we need to have this conversation again. I am confused. That is My Truth.

This is what sits a heartbeat away from the 25th Amendment. She has no intellectual depth. When she first entered the 2020 Democrat Presidential field, she was the media’s darling. Reporters helped her pick out clothing. Her initial campaign rallies were massive, and media predicted they would rival the size and energy of Trump rallies. Joe Scarborough published a WaPo op-ed “Kamala Harris Has What It Takes.” She was the perfect package — the two “Wow Factors” that the media use to measure all people aspiring for high office:

(i) Black. (Hispanic is not as desirable, although Robert O’Rourke gained traction by using the name “Beto” to transmogrify his obvious Whiteness into a colorform. Asians don’t count as “People of Color” except when the Intersectionalist Left is in campaign mode, squeezing every vote they can contrive.)

(ii) Ostensibly Female. (Acceptable alternatives include LGBTQIA+ candidates like Pete Buttigieg and his “husband” and other such.)

Beyond that, Kamala hit Biden, a documented life-long public racist, with the race card in their first debate, and she emerged so far in front that she was like an ice hockey player on a breakaway charging towards an open net or a football wide end who has caught a “long bomb” and has no one left between him and the goal line.

And then, as people actually got to know her, she fizzled and plopped. Just dropped like a Looney Tunes anvil. Each time she spoke, she displayed idiocy and incoherence. On health insurance for all, she was asked whether that would require terminating private health insurance. She had no idea, so she said yes. When the public reaction was stormy, she backed down. Then she was asked whether felons should have the right to vote, and she entertained that “conversation” positively. There was an avalanche of negative reaction, so she backtracked. When asked her stand on legalizing marijuana, she giggled that she smoked plenty of dope in college while listening to Snoop Dogg and Tupac, neither of whom was on the horizon at that time. Critics blasted her for her hypocrisy in prosecuting and imprisoning marijuana users when she held an office that Willie Brown helped her get. So she backtracked.

She is a zero. Had she not convivially associated with Willie Brown at cocktails and at forty winks time, she never would have emerged even to be elected a proverbial dog catcher. Unable to distinguish between hyperbole and fact, she speaks nonsense and malarkey — Kamalarkey. Most recently, when called upon to speak lies about the January 6, 2021 street demonstration in Washington, D.C. that erupted into a partial riot, though nothing like an Antifa/Black Lives Matter riot that burns down an inner city and that methodically targets victims, she compared January 6 to the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor and the Al Qaeda bombing of the World Trade Center twin towers. Such a comparison is so foolish that it does not merit analytical refutation. It is beneath idiotic and reflects how disconcerting it is that someone that empty is a heartbeat from the presidency.

Wherever she has worked, news reports about office discontent and demoralization have followed. Talk about a “staff infection”: she loses staffers almost as quickly as they sign on. She is utterly outside the range of competence. That is a conversation we need to have because that is Our Truth.

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Dov Fischer
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Rabbi Dov Fischer, Esq., is Vice President of the Coalition for Jewish Values (comprising over 2,000 Orthodox rabbis), was adjunct professor of law at two prominent Southern California law schools for nearly 20 years, and is Rabbi of Young Israel of Orange County, California. He was Chief Articles Editor of UCLA Law Review and clerked for the Hon. Danny J. Boggs in the United States Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit before practicing complex civil litigation for a decade at three of America’s most prominent law firms: Jones Day, Akin Gump, and Baker & Hostetler. He likewise has held leadership roles in several national Jewish organizations, including Zionist Organization of America, Rabbinical Council of America, and regional boards of the American Jewish Committee and B’nai B’rith Hillel Foundation. His writings have appeared in Newsweek, the Wall Street Journal, the New York Post, the Los Angeles Times, the Federalist, National Review, the Jerusalem Post, and Israel Hayom. A winner of an American Jurisprudence Award in Professional Legal Ethics, Rabbi Fischer also is the author of two books, including General Sharon’s War Against Time Magazine, which covered the Israeli General’s 1980s landmark libel suit. Other writings are collected at www.rabbidov.com.
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