When I get bored and feel like laughing, I open the UN’s website. Seriously, these people are determined to ruin…

If everything goes according to plan, in three days I will be 40 years old. At that age, Gutenberg had…

Tomorrow I will uncork an expensive wine and toast my American friends and readers. When drinking and playing loud music…

The fastest way to iron a shirt is to put on a sweater. They even have long sleeves. So you…

Now that the cancel culture crazies are trying to change the names of birds to avoid stigmatizing I don’t know…

I’ve said it before. The worst way to repair a socket is to throw a glass of water over the…

Rod Dreher said it, and I couldn’t agree more. Joe Biden is too boring to hate. We conservative columnists are…

Operation Bikini consists of being able to get into one of them without looking like it’s tattooed on — or,…

You must have children. Many children. Lots of children. Children at all times and all ages. What’s more, I don’t…

Many of my friends are musicians. Life’s a funny thing. Most have taken advantage of this claustrophobic pandemic to write…