Judah Friedman
“Look mister, there’s two kinds of dumb, uh guy that gets naked and runs out in the snow, and barks at the moon, and, uh guy who does the same thing in my living room. First one doesn’t matter, the…
The placards reading “no coloreds allowed,” “back of the bus,” “separate drinking fountains,” and “no admission to kikes” gave an inkling of what was to come. Nordstrom’s decision to stop carrying the Ivanka Trump line equated to: “No Trumpicans/Republicans Allowed.”…
There is no logic. There are no facts. You can say blue, and they will hear white. One plus one equals cat. Calling the left mentally ill is truly a disservice to those who are mentally ill. At least with…
Did you, Tom Brady, vote for and support Donald Trump for president? Are you, or any of your family members, Donald Trump supporters? How deep does this run through the New England Patriots organization? Is it just you, the owner,…
It’s dizzying. And, if your head feels right now like a rotisserie chicken, you are not alone. It’s almost as if we are binge watching a television show. New episodes and seasons keep getting added. The screen is constantly refreshing…
Mr. President: The media is begging you, so please show your softer and gentler side. They are not used to getting honest answers to their dishonest leading questions. So, here is my humble cheat sheet of questions that you will…
Mr. President: please stop with the numbers. Or, don’t stop with the numbers, thus allowing the press to grill you on the irrelevant and trite; circling around, calculating from which angle to attempt to take you down. Maybe all you…
They are Brian Johnson, they are Allison Reynolds , and, of course, they are John Bender. They are everything the late great John Hughes wrote about: the outcasts, the mocked, the scoffed, the shy, the talented and the scared, all…
I have only one hope for the Inauguration, and that hope and prayer is for just one more hack. For the record, I’m against hacking. The thought of my iTunes playlist being released to the public is frightening. Yes, I…
When I was a kid, my favorite thing to read was Sports Illustrated. Yes, I was very cultured. My biggest debate was whether I should start reading the magazine from the front or from the back. I was probably like…
