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Student Loan Forgiveness: All Hail Joe Biden, King
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President Joe Biden delivers remarks on July 28, 2022 (FoxBusiness/YouTube)

President Joe Biden, elder statesman, steady hand, and all-around good guy, just decided by fiat that henceforth and herewith, student loans shall be forgiven by Kingly decree. Thank you, Never Trump, for helping America restore norms. We, the humble servants of the crown, bow and scrape gratefully for all you have done to save Democracy.

Graduates who have loans of $10,000, or $20,000 for Pell grants, will have their loans paid by their working-class neighbors and fellow students who worked their way through college and have paid their loans.

The list of people being screwed over by this $300 billion gift to rich people is long:

  • Graduates who worked their way through college
  • Graduates who have paid their loans back (me)
  • Parents who saved up to pay for their kid’s college (me)
  • Parents who paid part of their kid’s college tuition
  • Graduates who took private loans
  • Graduates who consolidated their loans
  • Current students
  • Working-class people who never went to college
  • Poor, working-class, and middle-class people who can’t buy food or gas because of inflation
  • Anybody with a sense of fairness or a brain that can comprehend how this punishes those who do the right thing and incentivizes those who don’t.

The people who benefit from this?

  • Colleges that don’t have to account for driving up loans on nonsense degrees
  • Graduates with stupid degrees who can’t get a job (think “women’s studies”)
  • White, suburban women with college degrees staying at home to take care of the kids who worry about their student loans.

This proclamation by Team Biden is a political reward to his base: rich white people with post-graduate degrees. These overeducated fools are the Democrats’ core constituency. They’re who inhabit his out-of-touch administration. They’re the ones who benefit from this.

The tiny detail of Biden making whimsical declarations of absolute authority will bother none of those who gravely intoned that there needs to be a return to norms.

The New Norm is that Biden is King. He can remove Donald Trump’s presidential authority over records. He can give $10,000 checks to his favorite people. (READ MORE by Melissa Mackenzie: All Hail Joe Biden, King of the Elites)

No more lectures by the people who got this tyrant elected. As the Republic fails, these thieves raid the treasury and pay off their favorite constituents. Gotta keep the brainless army of the overeducated marching in Biden’s direction.

All hail Joe Biden, King!

Melissa Mackenzie
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Melissa Mackenzie is Publisher of The American Spectator. Melissa commentates for the BBC and has appeared on Fox. Her work has been featured at The Guardian, PJ Media, and was a front page contributor to RedState. Melissa commutes from Houston, Texas to Alexandria, VA. She lives in Houston with her two sons, one daughter, and two diva rescue cats. You can follow Ms. Mackenzie on Twitter: @MelissaTweets.
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