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Pyle for Prez?
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GOH-LEEE, Sergeant! I’m running for president.

Sometimes people look at me funny when I insist that Private Gomer Pyle and Senator Lindsey Graham are one and the same. But the resemblances are just too striking to ignore. They look alike. They certainly sound alike. And no one has ever seen them together. Who will prove me wrong?

Larry Thornberry
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Larry Thornberry is a writer in Tampa.
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