
Judah Friedman
I cannot stop thinking about Hillary’s new plane. So many questions, so many hypocrisies, my head feels like a chicken cooking on a rotisserie just thinking about it. They say imitation is the best form of flattery and Hillary is the…
The game plan was working, let’s “protect the lead,” and, yes, it’s football season, baby. So, are you ready for some football analogies and metaphors? There is one thing all of us football fans hate, other than breast cancer awareness month…
One of my favorite charities is Doctors Without Borders. It’s the only charity it never bothers me to be accosted by at the local grocery store. Is there anything more noble then risking your life to save another’s? Doctors traveling…
I constantly have what I perceive to be brilliant thoughts and theories that swirl around my brain. After careful study, and using my friends as my thought and theory Guinea pigs, I soon find out what is funny, thoughtful, idiotic,…
You have been abused; you have been lied to, cheated on and stolen from. They have repeatedly told you that it will get better and that things will change, but they never do. You’ve been in this relationship for over…
They found their word; after months of focus group and media testing and polling they found their word. It’s the word that has shifted the election, and no the word is not honesty, nor is it trustworthy, that would be…
Have you, or have any of your friends, ever been members of the Republican (Trump) Party? If yes, did you post that? Did you tweet that? What did you mean when you said that? How do you know those people on your…
When I was younger there was an amazing movie called My Bodyguard, which starred the talented and (yes) conservative actor, Adam Baldwin. Spoiler Alert. But the movie is 35 years old, so I think the statute of limitations is up….
You poor saps. You went to bed with Bernie, and woke up with Hillary. You wanted a relationship, and all he wanted was a one-night stand. He promised you a revolution, but never used his weapons. So now you are standing at the altar…
Dear Mr. President, I have a request, a very humble request, and I mean it with all the respect in the world: please stop talking. There’s an old expression that everything after but, and I am saying this nicely, is…