I cannot stop thinking about Hillary’s new plane. So many questions, so many hypocrisies, my head feels like a chicken cooking on a rotisserie just thinking about it. They say imitation is the best form of flattery and Hillary is the great imitator, so enjoy your Mini-Trump. But before we start, I think it’s important to note that anytime someone gets a new plane it’s of paramount importance that it be named. Since Trump is already taken, and Mini-Trump is too tacky, and since you Ms. Hillary don’t have one creative bone in your body, I think it would be a great public service if I offered you a naming suggestion. The most obvious suggestion, to me at least, would be Con Air, but let’s get back to the obvious questions and sickening hypocrisies.
Who exactly is paying for Con Air? I don’t begrudge anyone getting something new, but since you represent the 99 percent and have adopted so many of Bernie Sanders’ fiscal and social platforms, exactly who flipped the “Bill” for this? Don’t kid yourselves folks, this is a huge issue. I want to know where the money came from. I’m assuming it’s not a plane time share. Who’s paying for the fuel? And that leads to the next issue. What about that little climate change and carbon footprint thing you guys love to talk about? Did I miss the memo that there are now electric and hybrid planes?
Do you realize how many people’s educations you could have paid for with that plane? How many lives could have been saved had that money been given to the Clinton Foundation. Think of all the starving children that could have been fed with how much Con Air costs. I also find it extremely racist that your plane is white. Think about that missed opportunity for pandering.
Are you not well enough to travel by existing means? Is there perhaps a makeshift hospital room in the back of that plane ? It’s just curious as to why now? I mean, seriously, could you imagine the uproar if Donald Trump started to dress like a condiment. I’m really not into conspiracies. I don’t think Elvis is alive. I know we landed on the moon, but this plane thing is just all too suspicious. But the media is just all too happy with that comfy seat. So why even ask?
Is Bill allowed on the plane? Are there only male flight attendants? Not that Bill discriminates, but is he allowed to go to the bathroom unattended? Again, who paid for this plane, and why is not one liberal asking this question? All of you Bernie supporters, does this not irk you in the slightest? All you climate change fanatics, HELLO. Let’s be clear, Hillary getting a plane is the definition of hypocrisy, and it’s sickening, and my suggestion to Mr. Trump is that he use this for all the frequent flyer mileage points he can. Or in this case frequent flyer favors.
By the way, who decorated that plane? Is a blue motif Hillary’s best backdrop, or do the seats’ colors change with her different condiment attire, or is it mood color? I don’t begrudge Hillary for getting a plane. I think it’s great that others can afford for her to have one. I just don’t want someone who has their own plane to ever talk about the ills of the wealthy. I don’t want someone who has their own plane to ever preach the gospel of climate change and the damaging of an ice cap somewhere. Hey, obviously Hillary needed her safe space, or sterile room, and since reporters won’t ask out of fear of being ejected, and you know there is an ejection button, aka “the Bill button,” on that plane, it’s left to us common folk to wonder, and ask. But, I’m going to ask everyone, not just conservatives, whose plane would you rather be on, Trump Air or Con Air?
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