Those of skeptical mind might think the woman in the white cap at this Jeb! campaign event is a plant, sent here by that clever dog Donald Trump to demonstrate what a low energy guy Jeb! is. But those who listen to Jeb!’s remarks here will no longer think so. It’s a minor miracle that the rest of the folks in the room could answer the bell at the end of this. I hope they then didn’t have to drive or operate heavy equipment. It’s not that the subject isn’t important. But that Jeb!’s treatment of it is narcoleptic.

After a campaign in which he did not win the presidency, former Kansas Senator Bob Dole became a spokesman for Viagra. Perhaps after he doesn’t win the Republican presidential nomination next year, Jeb! will become a pitch-man for NoDoz.