Kamala Harris is angry. Take cover. An earthquake is coming. Thanks to prosecutor Robert Hur’s report, we know what we already knew: that Biden is a zombie, and the only one in charge of the country (and that’s just a figure of speech) is her. I think Harris has suddenly felt she’s been found out, which is why she’s been so irritated. It’s like we caught her stealing ice cream from the president in the oval office. I guess the Democrats’ internal agreement was to keep it secret — even if the secret was shared by 8 billion people long before Robert Hur blew the lid off the affair.
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Hur’s description of Biden is frightening because it is not meant to be offensive; in fact, it is meant to be kind, but it cannot hide the truth: Biden cannot engage in a debate on any issue because his head is a cocktail shaker of unconnected memories and opinions. It’s reckless to leave someone like that in charge. Remember that chaotic withdrawal from Afghanistan? Maybe it has something to do with the fact that, as Hur tells us, the president has no idea of what his opinion about the Middle East is; in fact, I doubt he’s even capable of remembering where the hell it is. “His memory appeared hazy when describing the Afghanistan debate that was once so important to him,” Hur relates.
Those in the Democratic Party don’t want these things to be known. They would rather have a zombie president who is low in the polls in the limelight than a vice president like Kamala Harris, who is even lower in the polls. Their situation is desperate because now they will no longer be able to hide something that all their voters already know. And it is serious, very serious. As Mark Hemingway said yesterday in an amusing column: “Biden is speaking in the present tense about world leaders who died when grunge was still popular, and that’s when he’s capable of speaking at all. Voters can clearly see that mentally, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is deceased.”
There is also something inhumane about what Kamala Harris and the other Democratic Party leaders are doing to Joe Biden. If he were my grandfather, I would force him out of office to go home and enjoy the family, although I don’t know if bumping into Hunter coming back from a late-night bender is compatible with the verb “enjoy.” But keeping a puppet like Biden on the front lines of the U.S. presidency, besides being a drag on American prosperity, is petty. The only reason they force it on him (admittedly, he doesn’t seem too bothered in office either) is because without him, the Democratic Party would collapse even more than it has already under his presidency. (READ MORE: Take an Exclusive Look Inside Itxu Díaz’s New Book: I Will Not Eat Crickets: An Angry Satirist Declares War on the Globalist Elite)
And, of course, voters have a right to know this. The Democrats are also guilty of having tried their best to hide the president’s mental deterioration. They are lying to citizens over and over again. Biden himself lied a few days ago when he said he was in perfect mental condition. Yes, maybe he believes it. But that’s what staff, family, and friends are for: to save you the heartache of having to be thrown out by the voters when it’s already obvious that you’re incapacitated, that you’re tearing the country apart. What amazes me about Biden is that, even if he were of sound mind, I suspect he would be incapable of doing much better. But still, the taxpayers, the voters, the citizens have a right to know whether it’s Biden or the vice president who’s running the nation.
In the end, Kamala Harris says the report is “gratuitous, inaccurate, and inappropriate.” She lies, as usual. Because the truth is that the only thing “inaccurate and inappropriate” here is Kamala Harris herself. And she is not gratuitous at all. On the contrary, she is very expensive.
Translated by Joel Dalmau.
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