Here’s a clip of the Donald from long ago and far away. Many will be surprised that there was a time when the Donald spoke in complete sentences, rather than in the elliptical manner he has adopted for the current campaign. (How about an office contest: Be the first to catch the Donald combing a subject and a predicate in the same utterance, and win a night at Trump Tower.)
Also Donald then, as opposed to now, had hair of a color that appears in nature.
