The word’s out, guys: You’ll be able to watch porn on Google Glass: 

MiKandi, which is home to thousands of “not safe for work” (NSFW) and adult apps, says it’s seeking to create content with Glass as well as for Glass. The company says fans can expect to see the first Glass app in its market as soon as this week.

Finally, manliness returns to glory amongst the moaning of young men! For no longer will a screen emasculate you by demanding a seat for porn!

Now you can watch while you pump iron or even make love! Bored with your weekly staff meetings? Bring it along with you! Parents annoying you with chores and family dinners? You know what to do!

Alas, my misanthropy led me to predict that Google Glass would mean two things: 1) a chip in the brains of future generations and 2) 24/7 porn marathons. Glad I watched Avenue Q to learn a valuable lesson: The Internet is only for one thing.

While Google Glass isn’t available on the market yet, I imagine the technology will spread throughout younger demographics first. But whoever watches, it just goes to show us that technology is a tool; it is only as evil as we want it to be.