OK, suppose you’re a Vanilla-American, trying to figure out how to game the affirmative-action quota formula by which Democrats choose Cabinet officers. Take inspiration from this Labor Secretary wannabe:
For the rainbow cabinet of the nation’s first African American president, Mary Beth Maxwell is the perfect labor secretary you’ve probably never heard of: a gay woman, community organizer and labor leader with an adopted African American son.
Don’t despair, homogenous honkies: You’re only one same-sex relationship and one transracial adoption away from having Cabinet-worthy “diversity” credentials. Further commentary at Newsbusters and Ace of Spades HQ.