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What To Do About The Earth Liberation Front
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My pal David Jones has an idea or two:

I propose this retaliatory action: for every house they burn down, I say we cut down one of their beloved giant redwoods and whittle it into special toothpicks to be delivered to the White House and to all the members of the next IMF meeting. We can call it a counter-protest and put out phantom news releases proclaiming it an act of conscience. We can justify it by publishing tracts extolling all the nifty things you can do with wood (like chopping trees down, stripping off any vermin that came along for the ride, and carving out some really good gun racks and rifle stocks–or maybe just making contoured toilet seats for the butts of the ruling members of the Vast Right Wing Supper Club).

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