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The Invisible Candidate Keeps Running
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Despite being mocked worse than the chubbiest kid in a junior high gym class last night by Barrack Obama for apparently having an accute, irreedemable lack of pigmentation and estrogen, John Edwards has assured pie-baker Joe Trippi he remains in the race, no matter how irrelevent he becomes.

I just finished talking with John,” Trippi writes in a fundraising appeal, “and he’s committed to going all the way to the Democratic Convention, taking the nomination and then on to the White House.”

Thanks be to God!

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