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Hold the Election — Hillary Needs a Rest


This political campaign has already become too long and too arduous for the campaigners and the voters alike. Dare I say it? Politics as practiced in America is in danger of becoming a health hazard. I can see it now. There may well become a movement among forward-lookers to limit the length of campaigns. You doubt me? Think of what the forward-lookers did to cigarette smoking. There was a time in the 1920s, as I remember, when all forward-lookers were ardent supporters of the right to smoke in public, especially the right of women to smoke in public. Cigarette smoking was viewed as being actually very salubrious, particularly for the vocal chords. Every singer worth his or her salt went through a pack day.

Then the moral restlessness that grips forward-lookers everywhere began its episodic work. It struck their old certainty about tobacco. Was it really so healthy to have a cigarette between one’s fingers? Did the dubious cigarette not leave stains, and think of the stench! Cigarette smoking was an allergen and left many people with watery eyes. Hesto presto, every liberal in the country became an opponent of the dread cigarette. Soon they not only opposed smoking in public places but also in private. What is more they opposed cigarette smoking even as they began to advocate marijuana smoking and even marijuana eating. The liberal’s moral restlessness is rarely disciplined by consistency.

At any rate, I am anticipating a move among the general public to ban political campaigning beyond a certain point. There was a day when presidential campaigns did not begin until Labor Day, and I can see a return to those days. Donald Trump can return to Trump Tower in peace. Hillary can float around on her rubber raft in the swimming pool at Chappaqua. All will be quiet until Labor Day. Possibly, if the forward-lookers get to work quickly, it can happen this election year. It will give us a couple of weeks of normalcy at least.

Now I know that the Trump supporters will not be happy. He has been putting on a good show for them, and we all like a good show. Yet Hillary will surely be relieved. She is not having a good time on the campaign trail. She appears labored. She is accused of lying and she does not like that. What is a lie anyway? She is accused of mishandling intelligence documents on her server and she seeks the refuge offered her by the director of the FBI. He said she was insufficiently sophisticated in handling intelligence documents. (After forty years in public life?) She agrees to lack of sophistication. It beats fighting a felony charge. Finally, she is accused of co-mingling her work at the State Department with her Foundation’s money grubbing. This charge cannot sit well with her.

So I say it is time to limit the time spent campaigning for the presidency. How about spending only the first six months of an election year on the primaries? Then take the summer off except for each party’s national convention. Then the candidates can have at each other after Labor Day. Roaring at each other every day throughout the summer and fall cannot be good for their health. In fact, Donald seems to have put on some weight in his raucous campaign, and Hillary does indeed look terrible. The National Enquirer — my political Bible — reports that she has gained over 100 pounds and I believe the Enquirer. Actually this week it reported that Bill Clinton is in early stages of Parkinson’s disease and of Alzheimer’s. Which one will get him first? At least he has escaped an embarrassing STD.

Yet if we do somehow limit the candidates from campaigning before Labor Day, how will the government enforce this new law? We do know that Hillary does not live by the law as you and I do. She has always put herself above the law from her days as a staff member on the Nixon impeachment to her days in Arkansas, to her White House days, and, more recently, to her days at the State Department. She is our first career criminal to run for the presidency. She did it in her usual ham-fisted way last month, having her husband Bill meet with Attorney General Loretta Lynch on an airport tarmac in broad daylight just days before FBI Director James Comey outlined a list of flagrant violations against her and then gave her a pass.

So any reform of the election laws will not hinder Hillary’s quest of the White House. Our last hope is with the electorate. Will it stand in her way?

R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr.
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R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr. is the founder and editor in chief ofThe American Spectator. He is the author of The Death of Liberalism, published by Thomas Nelson Inc. His previous books include the New York Times bestseller Boy Clinton: The Political Biography; The Impeachment of William Jefferson Clinton; The Liberal Crack-Up; The Conservative Crack-Up; Public Nuisances; The Future that Doesn’t Work: Social Democracy’s Failure in Britain; Madame Hillary: The Dark Road to the White House; The Clinton Crack-Up; and After the Hangover: The Conservatives’ Road to Recovery. He makes frequent appearances on national television and is a nationally syndicated columnist, whose articles have appeared in the Wall Street Journal, New York Times, Los Angeles Times, Baltimore Sun, Washington Times, National Review, Harper’s, Commentary, The (London) Spectator, Le Figaro (Paris), and elsewhere. He is also a contributing editor to the New York Sun.
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