April 1, 2019 —In a secret memorandum obtained exclusively by The American Spectator, New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders, and New York Mayor Bill de Blasio, are pressing leading Democrats to support a call for government-paid free sex, saying that “sex is a human right.” The memorandum was scheduled to be released on April 1st.
The Mayor, in a statement to be issued by his press secretary, said:
“This is the city that will be paying for direct comprehensive sex (not just one-night stands) for people who can’t afford it, or can’t get comprehensive sex — including 300,000 undocumented New Yorkers.”
Ocasio-Cortez said the call for a “right to sex” was being added to the Green New Deal. She added that “sex for all” would provide “jobs, jobs, jobs” to replace the jobs lost when Amazon pulled out of New York City.
Sanders, a presidential candidate, has prepared an Op-Ed for the New York Times, which says in part:
This is a pivotal moment in American history. Do we, as a nation, lead the rest of the industrialized world and guarantee comprehensive sex care to every person as a human right? Or do we maintain a system that is enormously prudish, frigid and theocratic, and is designed to maximize sexual profits for good looking people, the Big Marriage industry, parts of Nevada and medical equipment suppliers?
All over this country, I have heard from Americans who have shared heartbreaking stories about our sexual dysfunctional system. Doctors have told me about patients who died because they put off their sex care until it was too late. These were people who had no sex or could not afford out-of-pocket costs imposed by illicit sex workers.
I have heard from older people who have been forced to split their Viagra or birth control pills in half because they couldn’t pay the outrageously high price of prescription drugs. Dr. Ruth has told me about sex therapy patients who have been unable to acquire lifesaving daily sex treatments because they could not afford them. This should not be happening in the world’s wealthiest country.
The Spectator has also learned that the plan is going to be enthusiastically endorsed by former President Bill Clinton and famed Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein.
A source has informed the Spectator that Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren is demanding that free beer be added to any legislation.
For her part, Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez also says this in the memo:
Sex and our sexual challenges are one of the biggest existential threats to our way of life, not just as a nation, but as a world. In order for us to combat that threat, we must be as ambitious and innovative with sex as possible. Free, government-paid sex is the first step in saving the world. Not to mention that since the planet is expected to die in 12 years if we don’t act on climate change, it will be important for Americans to get as much as they can now before the end arrives.
She added:
This is an investment. For every dollar we spend on a sexual infrastructure, we get more than a dollar back for that investment. We get happy people. We get more people.
Former Vice President Al Gore, in a recent speech to the South by Southwest (SXSW), was anticipating the new move. Said Gore:
We have this sex denial industry cranked up constantly, In addition to 99 percent of the scientists and all the professional scientific organizations, now Mother Nature is weighing in. She is making it plain she has no time for the sex deniers. How, she is asking, does anyone think I got to be a mother in the first place?
The Spectator is still reaching out to the fifty dozen Democratic presidential candidates other than Sanders for comment.
