I just happened upon this ad, “Free Lance writer avialable” on New Hampshire’s Craig’s List:
I am a free lance writer available for your writing needs.
I write on every topic from hamsters to cars. You name it I can write about it.
Well, son, since the first two things I was going to name were hamsters and cars, I have no lingering doubt in either your literary abilities or mind-reading skills. Now let’s talk rates. How much do you want for the hamster racing story…..
