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McCain Channels The Onion
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“[T]hey must be tried and convicted in a U.S. court of law, so that President Bush can, on live TV, pump bullet after bullet into their bodies, starting with their feet and slowly working his way up. Then, after a great deal of soul-searching and consultation with his top advisors, the president must toss their lifeless, bullet-riddled bodies into a shark tank.” – “Larry Tempel,” on the perpetrators of the 9/11 attacks

“I will follow Osama Bin Laden to the gates of hell and I will shoot him with your products” – John McCain, at a gun factory

(“”I would not shoot him myself,” McCain later clarified. Dang!)

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