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The Terrible Uniform Store
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Another NFL team has been shopping at the Terrible Uniform Store. The Pittsburgh Steelers occasionally appear in a uniform that makes them look like bumblebees. If you’ve seen it you know what I mean. I’m pretty sure it was designed by Dr. Seuss. A week or two back the Tampa Bay Bucs played the St. Louis Rams. Both teams played in top-to-shoes, solid-color uniforms — the Bucs red, the Rams gold — that made them look like they were wearing children’s pajamas, complete with footies. Today’s offense to the eyes comes courtesy of the Miami Dolphins, who are wearing solid green outfits, tending to aqua. Geez, it’s hard enough to try to deal with the New England Patriots when you players don’t look like tall bottles of mouthwash.

Larry Thornberry
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Larry Thornberry is a writer in Tampa.
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