AmSpecBlog is perfect just the way it is. But in honor of the tinsel wealth and pasteboard glory of the Last American Holiday Not Celebrated On Monday (consider that an implicit prediction), like Caligula in that Ye Olde Rome macroseries, I have
May I be the first to welcome you fine foax to Postmodern Conservative version 2.0. Read it instead of watching Super Bowl commercials. You’re conservatives, remember? You viscerally loathe Kevin Federline.
