This is the front page of the Huffington Post right now:

Turns out we conservatives have expanded the war on women and are now attempting to destroy the act of coitus itself. HuffPo is on the case with a slideshow of 11 fronts in this campaign. Naturally a third of them involve abortion (or as left-wing journos call the procedure, “sex”). Another is that something called “Sex Week” at the University of Tennessee is no longer being funded by taxpayers, but is still occurring anyways. These puritanical monsters will stop at nothing.

Oddly, at the same time that we’re trying to annihilate sex, conservatives are having lots of it, and really well. Seems like a self-defeating war, but I’m a suppressed Victorian so what would I know. One final thought: Does the beginning of the war on sex mean that we won the war on women? Or are the two campaigns being waged concurrently? Because frankly, all this hatemongering misogyny is getting a bit exhausting.