The economy added 56,000 jobs in October, and unemployment dipped to 5 percent. Good news, right? Nope.

CBSNews.com: “Tepid Payroll Growth in October.”

CNN/Money: “Bonds Rise on Weak Jobs.”

MSN Money: “Market Shrugs Off Tepid Job Growth.”

UPI: “Weak Jobs Reports Strengthens U.S. Stocks.”

New York Times: “Economy Adds Fewer Jobs Than Expected in October.”

And the kicker… North Korea Times: “October Employment Growth Weak.”