The truth is out there, you guys, and Hillary Clinton is going to find it.
Just as the X-Files prepares for its long-awaited return to television (at least, I long awaited it), Hillary Clinton has debuted her own plan to investigate the supernatural and reveal to the world just how extensive the alien-born impact has been on our proud American tradition. Yes, in an effort to regain the spotlight from Oregon militias and Kardashian babies, Hillary Clinton has announced that she believes UFOs are real and plans to reveal all of Area 51’s secrets to the American people, should she attain the nation’s highest office.
The Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton said she also wants to open up on what is happening at the mysterious Area 51 military base in Nevada, where UFO conspiracists believe evidence of alien technology is hidden away.
Clinton claimed she would “get to the bottom” once and for all of questions and controversy over what the US Government does or does not know about the mysterious subject…
Clinton has long had the support of the UFO movement for previously showing more than a passing interest in the topic.
But now she has cemented her stance on the view so no one among the so-called UFO disclosure movement is in any doubt when they go to the ballot box.
Responding to questions about UFOs from a reporter during an election interview in New Hampshire, she said: “Yes, I am going to get to the bottom of it.”
Clinton even admitted that she realises Earth may have actually been visited by extraterrestrials.
She went on to say she would try to set up a task force to investigate goings on at Area 51, where UFOers claim the remains of the alleged 1947 Roswell flying saucer crash in New Mexico and alien bodies were taken.
According to Bloomberg Politics’ Jennifer Epstein, Clinton has made the pledge at the behest of long-time advisor John Podesta, who is a well-known UFO fanatic. Bill Clinton, it seems, is also very interested in unclassifying information about alien technology, even going so far as to meet with investigators and process FOIA requests related to the secret Nevada base long rumored to be home to alien technology. According to Express, linked above, he didn’t find much extraterrestrial inspired work being done there, but did run into a whole lot of really cool experimental technology being done by humans.
I’m not sure, honestly, from years of being in politics, exactly which demographic Clinton thinks she’s trying to sew up, though I do suppose Bernie Sanders was clear about making a play for hardcore Trump fans last week, and the two might have some overlap on a Venn diagram. But are trailer-park dwellers of the American southwest and basement-bound conspiracy theorists really that powerful of a swing vote for Democrats? Or do hardcore feminists with axes to grind against the Patriarchy respond to the promise of an alien land?