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The Spectator receives more than its fair share of junkmail. Most of the time, it’s bland and innocuous. But this one caught my eye.
Unique gift idea: Adopt A Farm Animal!
Hi Wladyslaw,
How are you? I’m reaching out to you today from [COMPANY NAME], America’s largest and most effective farm animal rescue and protection organization, with a special request. It would mean so much to us if you could suggest giving a gift sponsorship of one of [COMPANY’S] rescued animals to your readers as a holiday gift idea. […]
For additional motivation for adopting one of these precious animals, please check out this moving new video starring Steve-O from “Jackass.”
Cheers,
[NAME]
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