Having volunteered as the Spectator‘s go-to guy on the Charlie Sheen meltdown watch, I feel obligated to pass along the latest update:

Charlie Sheen might have had a “winning” weekend filled with Internet shows and Twitter action, but, according to a source, the actor lost a goddess in the process.
A source told Access Hollywood that Sheen’s goddess, Bree Olson – whose real name is Rachel Oberlin – has left the actor.
The actor addressed her departure during his online web series, “Sheen’s Korner” over the weekend.
“Everybody’s wondering where the other half to this beautiful goddess union might be, she um she had to go take care of some business, I won’t say where,” Sheen said on the uStream broadcast. “Do we know where she went? Well, of course we do. Just in a little town in the middle of America… we love you, we miss you.”
Despite a report over the weekend that Sheen and his missing goddess had reconciled, the source close to Sheen told Access that the 24-year-old adult film star was still gone and not coming back.

The phrase “adult film star” rather over-glamorizes Oberlin/Olson’s ouevre. Much of her … uh, body of work is available for free on the Internet. Sheen had bestowed the label “goddesses” on Oberlin and another 24-year-old, Natalie Kenly. He had previously announced plans to marry both of them.

Speaking of marriage, Sheen’s third ex-wife, Brooke Mueller is reportedly prepared to go to court to keep custody of the couple’s two young sons: “Brooke absolutely does not want Charlie’s girlfriends present when the children are at his house and wants someone there to monitor the kids’ visits at all times.”

Meanwhile, after the disastrous Saturday debut of his Internet “Sheen’s Korner” show, Sheen took to the ‘Net again Sunday night with a bizarre obscenity-filled 13-minute video rant: “All I’m gonna give them is the [bleeping] truth, and I’m gonna deliver it in a way that’s violent and focused and not like they’re used to ever because they’re high on vaccines, and McDonald’s, and US Weekly, and TMZ and every other [bleeping expletive] brand of food that they consume…. So I’m just gonna write my sermons. I’m gonna deliver them like truth torpedos and people are gonna [bleeping] take it or leave it. We know they’re gonna take it ’cause they can’t process it, so they must condemn it. If they can’t condemn it, they’ll [bleeping] like turn me into a God and worship it and then realize I’m behind them cutting their throats and their children.”

Keep in mind that this gibbering lunatic was the world’s highest-paid television actor, collecting more than $40 million a year to star in the top-rated show on TV. They say money can’t buy happiness. Apparently, it can’t buy sanity, either.

UPDATE: A terse statement from Warner Brothers: After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on ‘Two and a Half Men,’ effective immediately.”

So no more hit TV show, and no more porn goddess. How’s that “winning” workin’ out for ya, Charlie?