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Elton John + North Korea
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This morning I read the title of Doug Bandow’s piece on the homepage, “North Korea’s Rocket Man,” and I’ve had this song stuck in my head ever since:

Kim packed my bags last night preflight
Zero hour, 9 a.m.
And I’m going to high as Unha-3 by then

I miss the Earth so much, I miss Jong Il
It’s lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight

If you’re up for it, contribute your own verses in the comments.

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