The Worst Way to Cook a Turkey - The American Spectator

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The Worst Way to Cook a Turkey

Here’s how to get out of having to help with Thanksgiving dinner ever again.

by Itxu Díaz

November 22, 2022, 10:38 PM

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Tomorrow is Thanksgiving and, in addition to giving thanks, you have to cook. This year it's your turn, and you haven't found a way to get out of it. Don't worry; I know how to do it. I know how to te...

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Itxu Díaz is a Spanish journalist, political satirist, and author. He has written 10 books on topics as diverse as politics, music, and smart appliances. He is a contributor to The Daily Beast, The Daily Caller, National Review, American Conservative, and Diario Las Américas in the United States, as well as a columnist at several Spanish magazines and newspapers. He was also an adviser to the Ministry for Education, Culture, and Sports in Spain.

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