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Chinese Jerky Jokes
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So my ever-helpful mother e-mailed me and her other children the news, as if we didn’t know, that Chinese “jerky” pet treats have been linked to illness and death in dogs and cats.

My response was “I’m not worried because I only feed it to my kids.”

My brother-in-law’s response was “Is the reason for the deaths of the cats and dogs due to fact that they are the key china jerky ingredient?”

In the spirit of the occasional AmSpec commenter “contest”, what’s your snarkiest response to the news?

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