Judah Friedman

Judah Friedman (@ judahmfriedman) is a writer in Los Angeles.

Truth and Consequences: America Is Back

 

Years ago there was an episode of Family Guy called “Death is a Bitch.” Peter, after finding out he didn’t have cancer and not wanting to pay his medical bills, wrote “deceased” on the insurance form. As Death came to town looking for Peter, Death was injured on the job, and ruckus ensued. The world went […]

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No More Kvetching

 

It’s time; it’s time for President Trump to invite all GOP members of the House and Senate onto Air Force One, destination unification. Since the President is a huge fan of the movie Air Force One, he will be sitting in the escape pod, and either he lands solo, or all land unified. This infighting, […]

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Upon the Deadly Roof

 

On Saturday night, I witnessed a horrible atrocity. It happened at the Scientology center that has recently been remodeled, and has since reopened across the street from my house. On the roof of the building, there were about a hundred or so parishioners chanting “L. Ron,” and holding a Dianetics book in their hands. They […]

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Dubya Disappoints — Big Time

 

I would say to former President Bush, the media and the left are using you. They are treating you as if you were a naive child. Please understand this. Sadly, though, I don’t think you do. They are hanging your “painting” on the fridge, clapping as you build what might be a car out of […]

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Sanctuary in La La Land

 

Planning a vacation anytime in the near future? Might I suggest beautiful and sunny Los Angeles, California? We offer amazing sites like the Getty and the Griffith Park Observatory. We have some of the best sushi you will ever eat. Of course, who can forget Disneyland, a 38-mile drive from our lovely city; that is, only […]

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The Liberal Hour at Fox News Is Driving Viewers Away

 

You don’t go into a deli and order shrimp, into a Scientology Center to find God, watch Cinemax at 10 pm with your children, and you don’t turn on Fox News to hear Trump bashing. Critique certainly, but bashing no. Fox, you have a noon Pacific Time Zone problem, and your anchor is forcing your […]

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Beck Isn’t Back

 

We are all hypocrites, aren’t we? The left wants the government in on everything until they don’t, and the right wants government out of everything until they do not. Both of these movements have hijacked the American population. What some call hypocrisy, I like to call critical thinking. Yes, we are allowed to have opposing […]

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Some Friendly Advice to My Republican Elders

 

If this is the Republicans’ idea of party unity, please take me off your guest list. At best, the Republican Party can, right now, be described as self-destructive, and at worst sheer masochistic. There is no “I” in team but there are two in idiots, and that is how you are all coming across to […]

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Seeing Stephen Hawking Off

 

Years ago, as I sat at a local Los Angeles Coffee Bean, the windows started to shake and the ground started to move, and a homeless man started to scream “this is the end.” This being my first “awake quake,” I wasn’t sure which was more disconcerting, the shaking or the homeless man screaming. My […]

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Twenty Years in the Works

 

For a second, think about the past 20 years. Remember when you were sitting in front of your massive computer as the little guy was walking across your screen, for what seemed like days, until you would hear that special voice telling you that “you’ve got mail”? It wasn’t that much later that we began […]

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