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Taking Back Virginia: A Two-Step Solution

 

Well, we learned one thing on Election Day: Virginia is for louts. This should not stand. It cannot stand. We have a reform proposal. Don’t know why we didn’t think of it earlier. In 1985, when we moved from our Indiana home to our nation’s capital area, Virginia was our logical destination: a low tax, […]

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Rolling With the Punches

 

Once upon a time, Late Show host David Letterman liked the man who would go on to become president. According to Rolling Stone: Letterman said that in his Late Show days, the “big, blowhard billionaire” was the “perfect guest”: “Nobody took him seriously, and people loved him when he would come on the show,” he said. “I […]

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Hate Is All They Need

 

The legend of Sean Spicer spreads. Like everyone, we remember the hard job he found himself in, his lack of skill in performing it, the daily humiliations not to mention the fetishistic treatment he received at SNL from one of the show’s friendlier crossdressers. But the final insult came when he was left out of […]

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Here’s What Happened

 

There she goes again, reporting for duty. And here we thought she was safely squirreled away at a nunnery. No such luck. But even she should admit she makes her own luck, and in certain matters her luck was her own doing, or undoing, as history will have it. So the real question is: Who […]

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Masters of Inhumanity

 

No suspense this time around. Anyone who says someone else is “unfit to be a human” clinches our golden prize, hook, line, and sinker. Way to go, Ana Navarro. Your post-Jeb career isn’t wanting in the energy that made his run exhausting. Though we are curious, given that it’s all playing out at the network […]

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It’s Crying Time Again

 

You know that when a tough guy from the Balkans starts bawling in the middle of a championship match at Wimbledon that manliness isn’t what it used to be. Okay, so he was losing. That makes it understandable? The same guy who in the previous match was pumping his fist after taking the lead against […]

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A Comey Under Every Bed

 

So if you were alone in a room with James Comey, how would you behave? He’s said to be a boy scout, so he might help you across a busy street, but then you wouldn’t be alone with him anymore. You think he’d take notes of your encounter, for self-protection of course, in case you […]

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Getting a Grip on Things

 

Unless you’re Kathy Griffin, there’s no getting rid of anyone we have under surveillance. So the ever more abnormal is the new normal, a never ending freak show. We continue to marvel at Hillary C.’s leathery toughness. It was great to see her, ex-Marine that she is, marching in Chappaqua’s Memorial Day parade. She never […]

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Revolt of the Beautiful People Who Hate Trump

 

The official word in Washington is that the loathsome Donald Trump is already history and on his way out, enmeshed in scandal, self-inflicted wounds, abandoned by staff, utterly alone and powerless. How convenient for all concerned is that he’s leaving on an eight-day trip overseas on Friday. Some will call it an escape into exile. […]

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Love Is the Answer

 

No good deed goes unrewarded. Last week Lady Hillary blamed her defeat, more emphatically than ever before, on a saboteur named James Comey. In another act of kindness toward the gal whose dreams he shattered, President Trump did her a solid and fired the guy effective last July. So how’s he being thanked? Lady H’s […]

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