Enemy Central
All over again it’s déjà vu. Or maybe just déjà. Yet another primary day of Democrat-only voting found Republican-only G.W. Bush shut out, ousted, overturned, repulsed, expatriated and expunged. After skunking Bush in Missouri, a Dakota or two, maybe both…
It’s over. He’s over. All it took was one Democratic primary in the least ethnically diverse and most sparsely populated state this side of Lapland. The numbers said it all: Kerry 38%, Dean 26%, Clark, Edwards, Lieberman, tied at 12,…
It was his finest hour. Having surged to a bronze medal finish in Iowa, Howyadoin’ Dean came out swinging, daring anyone to hang the medal around his muscular neck. He ripped off his jacket and handed it off to a…
See what happens when Enemy Central goes underground for a week? The worst and the dimmest come flying into our air space, confident that our radar has been shut off. No siree. Let us now refill those skies with our…
What a difference a year makes. A year ago this time, an archival search reveals, the esteemed Mme. Hillary was capturing Enemy of the Year honors for 2002. Now a whole host of vigilantes is telling us it would like…
What’s in a pretty face? No one could decide. The underground rock star formerly known as Saddam emerged under the glare of klieg lights to send fans scurrying for appropriate comparisons. He looks likes the Unabomber, some shrieked. Like Al…
The week got off to a good start, with news that John F. Kerry is determined to raise the stature of his middle initial. After months of flirting with a francophone rendition he has revealed himself an America-Firster, insisting it…
Turkeygate? So says CNN’s Aaron Brown of Golfgate fame, which saw him stranded on celebrity links last February 1 while all his colleagues rushed to their anchor posts after the disintegration of the Columbia shuttle. So the White House —…
A Mighty Wind came calling on Washington and vicinity, leaving no leaf unturned and all the usual blowhards out of ear’s range. But then Richard Cohen came along and found a way to cut through its chilling and deafening roar….
Again, terrible, terrible news. Unemployment is down, by some 250,000 in the last two months, assuming those numbers don’t fall under the category of lying lies. Would that they were lies, because if true, they spells trouble. But for the…
