Asher Embry
President Obama’s “foremost” charge to NASA Administrator Charles Bolden (as Bolden told Al Jazeera): “find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic…
Rationalizing the President’s four hour golf game last Saturday, Deputy Press Secretary Bill Burton said, “I don’t think that there is a person in this country that doesn’t think that their president ought to have a little time to clear…
Once again, Barack Obama, Jim Clyburn, and fellow Democrats defend their latest round of “stimulus spending” in the extenders legislation by pointing to hundreds of thousands of firefighter, teacher, and police jobs which need to be “saved” from state budget…
Obama says he needs to talk to “experts” so he “knows whose a** to kick.” We’re no experts on a** kicking, but we are happy to give Barack a list if he really intends to kick some deserving derriere. A**…
Now that we know President Obama has tried to solve the Gulf Coast Oil Disaster by consulting with “Waterworld” star Kevin Costner and “Titanic” director James Cameron, we figured: why stop there? Obama’s Slick Helpers By Asher Embry With Cameron…
Obama’s Food and Drug Administration plans this year to impose legal limits on the amount of salt allowed in food products. Nanny Barack might want to check again the list of the top-10,000 problems facing the world. Obama’s Salt, Too…
Ever since Colin Powell’s carefully timed endorsement of Barack Obama two weeks before the presidential election, the two appear to have a special bond. We wonder if Colin gave Barack any political advice about Obamacare (maybe that the Obama corollary…
“Outliers” is Obama’s newest foreign policy euphemism (enemies who don’t comply with the Non-Proliferation Treaty, the “NPT”). Now that “outliers” Iran and North Korea are no longer in the “Axis of Evil” we certainly wouldn’t think of imposing “crippling” sanctions…
There once was a naïf named Obama Who’s caused our defense grievous trauma. He crowed: “I am now able To take nukes off the table ‘Cause I’ll shield you from harm with my Karma.” (You can read more of Asher…
In sport, as in politics, our Dribbler-in-Chief does not want for self-confidence or self-esteem. His desire to show us his prowess as an athlete and sports analyst is matched only by his ubiquity (March Madness brackets, his halftime POTUS comeback…
