Obama’s Food and Drug Administration plans this year to impose legal limits on the amount of salt allowed in food products. Nanny Barack might want to check again the list of the top-10,000 problems facing the world.
Obama’s Salt, Too
By Asher Embry
Obama’s nanny FDA
Is set to take our salt away.
Popcorn, pretzels, Ranch Doritos,
Triscuits, Pringles, Crunchy Cheetos;
Any snack from Grandma Utz;
Almonds, pecans, cashew nuts,
Ruffles, Saltines, aged Slim Jims,
Pickles, Margarita rims.
Barack will wage an all out war
On all these food that we adore.
When his paternalism’s won —
Arugula for everyone.
The Mullahs nearly have the Bomb.
About that O’s relaxed and calm.
The threat Barack instead attacks?
Our most beloved salty snacks.
Our salt is gone, but O still gets
The fix he sneaks from cigarettes.
(You can read more of Asher Embry’s Political Verse at www.politicalverse.com.)