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A Muslim and a Gay Guy Walk Into a Bar

Are they the same person? “Red Eye”‘s Greg Gutfeld announced this morning that he plans to open a gay bar — that caters to Muslim men — next to the mosque that is planned at the 9/11 Ground Zero site. Mediaite says he’s serious, citing his blog post:

As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque – after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law – who can stop them?

Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I’ve decided to do the same thing.

I’m announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men….

The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps – but still want to dance.

Of course, this doesn’t make any sense since homosexuality is also forbidden by the faith. Not sure about dancing.

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