Re: The Mayer of Stoopid - The American Spectator | USA News and Politics
Re: The Mayer of Stoopid

More John Mayer: “If you’re hoping Live Earth doesn’t work, you have a lot of soul-searching to do.”

Actually, my support for Live Earth is entirely contingent on whether rising sea levels will stop this half-hearted Eric Clapton wannabe hack from churning out indifference anthems and making sensitive college freshmen swoon even though his own tastes run more to the Jessica Simpson end of the spectrum. If rising sea levels won’t do that, then, sure, sign me up.

Taking Mayer’s advice, I just searched the deepest, darkest recesses of my soul. When I came up against a wall I lit a match and all I could see was a wall full of scandalously vandalized I Hate John Mayer posters. Search complete. What’s up next, boss?

Sign up to receive our latest updates! Register

By submitting this form, you are consenting to receive marketing emails from: The American Spectator, 122 S Royal Street, Alexandria, VA, 22314, You can revoke your consent to receive emails at any time by using the SafeUnsubscribe® link, found at the bottom of every email. Emails are serviced by Constant Contact

Be a Free Market Loving Patriot. Subscribe Today!