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Phil Tries to Kill Me
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Phil, by bringing that utterly inane column to my attention, are you trying to cause me to have a deadly heart attack? I mean, I swear my blood pressure must have jumped by about 50% in three minutes as I read that column by Cohen. The thought of Fitzgerald as AG is scarier than the original Halloween movie. I mean, it’s just nuts.

But there are plenty of people out there who would make great AGs. After my column today, I don’t think the administration will like me much, so I won’t ruin my favorites’ chances by mentioning them. But Fitzgerald!!!! I think I need a good stiff drink….

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