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‘‘Take a couple of Advil and go get ’em.”

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June 24, 2006, 7:15 PM
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So said Roger Clemens after beginning his latest comeback on Thursday night for the Houston Astros.

If anyone from Advil is watching, it sure looks like the perfect ad line, to say nothing of the perfect, eh, pitchman.

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