J.P., I’m reminded of a parody of the Cornell alma mater I once heard sung by the Whiffenpoofs:
Far above Cayuga’s waters,
There’s an awful smell.
Some say it’s Cayuga’s waters.
Some say it’s Cornell.
On the other hand, maybe the smell was Keith Olbermann. When I suggested Olbermann as the MSM’s Moe Green, a commenter called that an insult to Moe Green.