Disgusted by the whole Paris Hilton come-hither-look politics, a friend writes in with this declinist thought for the day:
This country should just elect Paris Hilton as an honest statement of what it’s become. She is the one we have been waiting for, she is the only kind of change — pocket change and a change of clothes before jumping in the sack — that we believe in.
Another friend is in a better mood. He points to this cheeky headline over an AP story at Yahoo news: “Paris Hilton issues tart rebuttal to McCain ad.”