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Fuzzy Math

Over at DailyKos, a poster links to my column from yesterday arguing that John McCain should defend President Bush’s record of keeping America safe from terrorist attacks.

DemFromCT summarizes my article:

McCain’s a fool for running away from George Bush because Bush kept America safe. George Bush is tough as nails and a goddamn frickin’ genius. And 23% of the public, a bare majority, agree with me.

I’ll let my piece speak for itself, but I do want to draw your attention to the hilarious commenters, who fail to understand the sarcasm of their fellow progressive DemFromCT, and literally think I argued that 23% represented a majority.

Some of the comments include:

“You gotta love the truly delusional. I especially enjoy the mathematical genius of Phillip Klein…Now, that’s a majority I can live with!”

You mean Mr. Klein isn’t demonstrating his brilliance at TurdBlossom’s math?! Shoot!

Klein shouldn’t have cut math class

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