The articles over on the Spectator main page today are all embarrassingly good. Phil Klein got up early to cover President Bush’s victory lap at CPAC and John Tabin was there for the rest of the long, listless day. Jay Homnick takes a swing at Hillary’s new hatchetwoman Maggie Williams. G. Tracy Mehan III makes the case for a Huckabee vice presidency. Andrew Cline parodies the Clintons’ Down Home Southern Strategy. Eugene Methvin explains the virtues of monkey moderation. And the Prowler enjoys the taste of sweet, sweet vindication as James Dobson endorses Mike Huckabee.