The Spectacle Blog

British PM Cameron: “ISIS Not Muslim, But Monsters.”

By on 9.16.14 | 12:58AM

Last week President Obama declared that "ISIS isn't Islamic."

Now British Prime Minister David Cameron declares "ISIS isn't Muslim, but monsters."

Cameron made the comment in response to the beheading of British aid worker David Haines by ISIS over the weekend. 

Obama and Cameron can take the Islam out of ISIS all they want. All they have done is divorce themselves from reality, insult our intelligence and reveal their cowardice.

No wonder Obama and Cameron get on so famously.

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IRS Chief: ‘Wherever we can, we follow the law.’

By on 9.15.14 | 10:45AM

IRS Commissioner John Koskinen appeared before the House Ways and Means Committee — again — to answer for how his agency is handling enforcement of Obamacare. In the course of questioning, he made this statement, giving an interesting revelation of the agency’s mentality:

“Wherever we can, we follow the law.”

“Wherever we can”? Sometimes it’s simply impossible for a federal agency to follow the law? Yet the IRS is authorized to nail any citizen who violates tax law, knowingly or unknowingly, and frequently takes full advantage of that authority.

Maybe I’ll tell that to the IRS next time I file my taxes. “I followed the law whenever I could, but sometimes, I just couldn’t — please excuse me.”

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When Smokey Sang The Star Spangled Banner

By on 9.14.14 | 6:51PM

The Star Spangled Banner  is 200 years old. Two centuries since Francis Scott Key wrote this poem during the Battle of Baltimore during the War of 1812.

It did not become our national anthem until 1931, but in the past eight decades it has been sung in public by thousands of people.

My favorite rendition was performed by Smokey Robinson at Fenway Park before Game 5 of the 1986 World Series.

I love the way how, at the climax of the song, he segues into America The Beautiful. 

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Mark Sanford Breaks It Off With Fiancée

By on 9.13.14 | 6:52PM

Well, that's no good. On Facebook, Sanford is blaming his legal troubles. When I say "blaming," I mean writing at the cringe-inducing length of well over two thousand words.

I remember when things were looking up for the old boy. Here, from Robert Stacy McCain, is the classic account of his comeback, which makes for better reading than Sanford's online tell-all.

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Saturday Caption 9/13/14

By on 9.13.14 | 10:10AM

Use all your skill and creativity to tell us in the comment section what these two gentlemen might be talking about.

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Bob Crewe, R.I.P.

By on 9.12.14 | 10:38PM

Songwriter and record producer Bob Crewe passed away yesterday. A cause of death has not been released. Some press accounts say Crewe was 82 while others say he was 83. 

If you're a fan of Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons then you're a fan of Bob Crewe. Along with Bob Gaudio, Crewe co-wrote some of The Four Seasons' biggest hits - "Sherry", "Big Girls Don't Cry", "Walk Like a Man", "Rag Doll" and "Can't Take My Eyes Off You". "The Sun Doesn't Shine (Anymore)" and "Silence is Golden" were two Crewe-Gaudio compositions originally recorded by The Four Seasons, but became big hits for The Walker Brothers and The Tremeloes, respectively.

Crewe would also collaborate with Sandy Linzer and Denny Rendell on another Four Seasons hit "Let's Hang On". In the mid-1970's, Crewe and Kenny Nolan would write Frankie Valli's solo hit "My Eyes Adored You" as well as "Lady Marmalade" for LaBelle which would later become a hit for Christina Aguliera. 

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Rob Ford Withdraws From Toronto Mayoral Race; Brother Doug Steps In His Place

By on 9.12.14 | 5:00PM

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has withdrawn from the Toronto mayoral race after being hospitalized and diagnosed with an abdominal tumor. Ford's brother Doug, who is a Toronto city councillor, will run in his place.

Ford became world famous last year when video emerged of him smoking crack. Other video showed him threatening to kill someone. He also accidentally knocked over a city councillor on the floor of Toronto City Council chambers and also made crude remarks about his sex life with his wife. Ford was always a reviled figure on the Left, but his antics alienated many conservative politicians although he retains a loyal following among a constituency known simply as "Ford Nation".

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Ian Paisley Is Dead: Should We Speak Ill of Him?

By on 9.12.14 | 12:48PM

As Tim Stanley pointed out over at the Telegraph, it's hard not to do so. When Pope John XXIII died in 1963, Paisley assured a group of protestors that "This Romish man of sin is now in hell." "De mortuis nil nisi bonum" meant nothing to him.

Paisley was a wretched, mean-spirited man, a figure of Cromwellian unpleasantness. He had no tastes, no interests. (Asked by Sue Lawley of the BBC what book other than the Bible he would bring with him to a desert island, he replied "Foxe's Book of Martyrs.") The only thing he ever seems to have enjoyed was speaking in public, whether behind a podium or a pulpit. His theology, such as it was, comprised the two beliefs, held with something like equal fervor, that priests were hell-bound sodomites and alcohol was "the devil's buttermilk." A good day's work for Paisley was shouting "Antichrist!" when Pope John Paul II addressed the European Parliament and having things hurled at him by his fellow MEPS before being dragged out of the chamber by Otto von Habsburg.

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Giancarlo Stanton Hit in Face By Pitch

By on 9.12.14 | 12:41AM

Miami Marlins superstar Giancarlo Stanton's season came to an abrupt end when he was hit in the face with a pitch by Mike Fiers of the Milwaukee Brewers on Thursday night. Stanton was carried off the field on a stretcher and taken to a medical facility in Milwaukee. 

Benches would clear when Fiers hit Reed Johnson (who was pinch hit for Stanton) on the hand with a pitch. The following inning Brewers outfielder Carlos Gomez was hit with a pitch by Marlins reliever Anthony DeSclafani who was promptly ejected. 

Marlins manager Mike Redmond insists Fiers hit Stanton and Johnson intentionally. I understand Redmond being upset, but this is nonsense. The Brewers had a 4-0 lead in the fifth and Stanton was up with runners on first and third. Hitting Stanton would have loaded the bases and sent the tying run up to the plate. Although bizarrely the umps ruled that Stanton had swung at the pitch and would later rule that Johnson had swung when he was hit and ended up striking out.

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